28 July 2009

4:23 AM - 4 comments

Telegrams to whom it may concern

Dear Sarah P.
I miss you already

Dear Prez. Obama
U are human not computer stop multi-tasking, beer+gates+cop=NOISE

Dear McCain,
i haven't heard from you in a while

Dear Rahm E,
this is a foolhardy strategy, the health speech was LAME call mii ASAP

Dear Sanford,
RESIGN

Dear Governator,
dang, you really are in over your head

Dear Sen. Sessions,
THEY DON"T NEED YOUR VOTE, so stop talking

Dear Gibbs,
your job is tough cuz your boss talks too much
keep up the good work


Dear Kyi,
I hope it all goes well this friday


Dear Zelaya,
make up your mind, in or out this is not a game of sea/shore


KAFO

24 June 2009

2:58 PM - 4 comments

Dear leaders of the republican party with dicks

I CAN'T USE THE WORDS I WANT TO USE TO DESCRIBE I CAN'T

BUT LET MII SAY THIS TO EVERY SINGLE SOB REPUBLICAN LEADER THAT HAS A DICK

PLEASE KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS UNLESS SHE IS YOUR WIFE

EVEN IF YOU GO TO PLAY GOLF AND THE GUYS WANT TO GET IN THE SAUNA
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF DICK CHENEY IS NOT SURE WHO HE WANTS TO SHOOT THE PIGEON OR THE MAN
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO GO AND YOU ARE IN THE BUSHES GET A BOTTLE
AND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF SHE IS A FRIEND OF A FRIEND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF LINDSAY LOHAN IS BEGGING YOU TO SLEEP WITH HER
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
even if she is the supermodel with a size 34DD bra size and a 22 inch waist
keep it in your pants
even if she a descendant of Cleopatra
please keep it in your pants

and then maybe
just maybe
our party can reclaim it's dignity
and get the american peole to trust us


i am 2 seconds away from voting for a democrat because of all this indiscretion
mercy u make mii want to scream

so yes
to Newt, Rove, Bush, idiotic mark sanford, clueless Ensign, dear Ted and all u other nonsensical men that try and represent our party

keep it
in your
freaking pants

i really need to study now


a pissed off kafo

29 May 2009

3:46 PM - 2 comments

Dear Republican Party

Dear Republican Party,

I was born a republican, because of scum bags like this i used to love my party but it seems that you are all full of shit. FOR REAL.

Today I turned on the TV and of course once again the party that I love decided that it would be a cool idea to hate against the Hispanics. For real people, do you really think that you will continue to be a majority party if you isolate the biggest and fastest growing minority.

We need to focus on things that matter, like this crazy dude who has 20 kids, we need to focus on small government and the national debt and fiscal responsibility. But instead we are calling civil rights groups KKK look alikes and Hispanic judges racist. I wish that it was just that nonsensical Rush but now we have Newt and Tancredo talking crap.


Okay let me try and make sense. watch the video below idiots and then sit down get a couple of cigars and strategize a way to reform and reclaim our party without calling other people names.







ticked off and trying not to scream
Kafoed

25 May 2009

12:59 PM - No comments

Dear Colin Powell

Dear Colin,

How long has it been, one could say that the last couple of years have set us on divergent paths but we still always have those first years to look back on. When Rush and Dick started mud slinging I wasn't sure how you would respond. I didn't know if you were going to ignore their jabs or if you would take their bait. I have to admit that I was hoping for the former but your recent comments of yesterday dashed my hopes.

Colin, why do you have to take bait. You do not have to defend your stance, your record serves as vindication enough. You don't need to tell us what we already know and explain the problems that we are well acquainted with.

I'm not sure if you breaking the silence helps your case or the party.
I don't know


I hope this memorial day is going well with you

Kafoed

12:43 PM - No comments
I normally don't write letters or telegrams or send post it notes to foreign head of states but the latest actions of Ahmadinejad and Yang have mii rethinking this agreement I made with the various nations.

In order to keep my head on my neck and to avoid contributing to the brewing hostilities between the nations I have held my peace

but now.....
Mahmoud is talking about not blocing facebook
and
Kim testing a nuclear missile

hmmm

i wonder oooo

20 May 2009

5:01 PM - No comments

Dear Nancy Pelosi,

Dear Nancy,
I have no idea what is going on, i must admit that the actions of the last couple of weeks has baffled me. All i will say is this
clean up your junk so that you don't screw up my midterm elections

if i lose seats in the house because of this nonsense i will hold you responsible


Kafo