29 January 2007

Isn't it Ironic?

Okay so technically this blog is supposed to be about the elections
But today I was browsing the most reliable news source, THE WEB, and came across this thing that totally blows my mind.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070130/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_iran

I'm getting the vibe that Bush isn't really feeling Iran and that he might actually think of striking that country. Now we all know that Iran and the US and not really friends so when i came across this next article i realized that our leaders are really martians from another planet who sole intent is to destory civilization

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070129/ap_on_go_co/military_surplus_stings

So here it is
My analysis

We don't like Iran
Iran doesn't like us

We want to get rid of Iran's current government
Iran wants to scare us by developing a nuclear program

We want Iran to leave Iraq to us and mind their own business
Iran wants to blow up Israel

So what we then decide to do is

We sell our surplus F-14 parts to Iran so they can build fighter jets
Iran buys our parts and build their own jets

We go to fight against Iran
They shoot us, using our own fighter jets part


AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

2 comments:

no u r not missing anything,u on point...Bush's "America" is tryn to live up to d "superstate" label nd how best to do that than d age long "my war craft is bigger dan urs"? or was it "my toy is bigger dan urs"?uhm...we'll neva knw!