24 June 2009

2:58 PM - 4 comments

Dear leaders of the republican party with dicks

I CAN'T USE THE WORDS I WANT TO USE TO DESCRIBE I CAN'T

BUT LET MII SAY THIS TO EVERY SINGLE SOB REPUBLICAN LEADER THAT HAS A DICK

PLEASE KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS UNLESS SHE IS YOUR WIFE

EVEN IF YOU GO TO PLAY GOLF AND THE GUYS WANT TO GET IN THE SAUNA
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF DICK CHENEY IS NOT SURE WHO HE WANTS TO SHOOT THE PIGEON OR THE MAN
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO GO AND YOU ARE IN THE BUSHES GET A BOTTLE
AND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF SHE IS A FRIEND OF A FRIEND KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
EVEN IF LINDSAY LOHAN IS BEGGING YOU TO SLEEP WITH HER
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
even if she is the supermodel with a size 34DD bra size and a 22 inch waist
keep it in your pants
even if she a descendant of Cleopatra
please keep it in your pants

and then maybe
just maybe
our party can reclaim it's dignity
and get the american peole to trust us


i am 2 seconds away from voting for a democrat because of all this indiscretion
mercy u make mii want to scream

so yes
to Newt, Rove, Bush, idiotic mark sanford, clueless Ensign, dear Ted and all u other nonsensical men that try and represent our party

keep it
in your
freaking pants

i really need to study now


a pissed off kafo