Dear Bill,
You are not a candidate and you do not hold any public office so this letter might come as a surprise to you. I wish I could start with congratulations on your spouse's recent victory in New Hampshire but your comments of late leave a bitter taste in my mouth.
As a former president, I would EXPECT you to know how the process works but it is possible that in between ALMOST-screwing interns and lying about it you have forgotten the system. So let mii take the time to refresh your memory.
Democrats have candidates who participate in the primaries and the states delegates vote during the convention based on the results. Does any of this sound familiar, let mii go on.
In the summer, the Democratic Party comes TOGETHER and chooses a NOMINEE that the party supports. Now listen carefully and stop fiddling with your dick, cuz this next part is crucial. The candidate chosen during the convention REPRESENTS the PARTY and all members of the party help CAMPAIGN for that person against the republicans.
So here is my question.
If you spend sooo much time bad mouthing and hurling incompetency ratings at Obama what happens if he becomes the nominee. How will you aid the party in getting him elected? Now I know that you don't want to consider this possibility, so let us look at the flipside. If your wife, Hillary, wins the nomination, how will alienating Obama and his supporters aid the Democratic cause?
You do realize that this doesn't end in New Hampshire,
You do realize that as an ex-president your words carry water
You do realize that talking out of your behind will be chronciled and replayed
You do realize that come the fall you will have to support and aid the candidate
I'm not a rocket scientist,
I never took a course in politics,
I've been unemployed for 3 years,
Never stepped foot on the campus of an Ivy League,
talk less about graduating from one with high honors with multiple degrees.
So yeah.
If I can figure this out
You need to reacquaint yourself with your brain cells.
OUT
KAFO
aCan someone explain to me what is going on. I'm not quite sure I understand this story.
Maybe there is something that I am missing.
Six black kids beat up a white kid because three other white kids hung up nooses in the school yard. Now they are in jail and 30, 000 people are in Louisiana today because of what???
I do not get it.
Is it the fact that the kids that beat up the other kids are black?
or
Is it the fact that this is Louisiana?
or
Is it because of the racially motivated actions of some other kids?
or
Is it because Al Sharpton says this is a travesty and so we carry it like government work?
or
Is it because we are trying to drown out the media OJ Simpson is getting?
or
Is it because we just need a reason to gather and Thanksgiving is a ways off?
or
Is it the fact that the kids punishment was too tough?
I honestly don't get it. All i know is that my boy J calls mii and wants to know why Rev. Jesse Jackson thinks Obama is acting white in regards to the whole Jena 6 case. Please someone explain the ramifications of this situation to mii because I think we have more racially motivated hate crimes with totally innocent victims out there, this isn't like the 4 church girls in Alabama or the man in Jasper Texas. These boys DID beat up another kid.
But I haven't been following the story.
So yeah enlighten mii.
Dear Mrs Obama,
I haven't written a letter in a long time but your recent actions have caused me return from this blissful hiatus.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???
In the words of the instant messaging community TMI.
You are not helping your husband by telling us that your children think that he stinks. Seriously, we love the fact that you have children who are not getting into clubs illegally or dating British guys but giving us CLASSIFIED family information is teetering on lunancy.
First of all, you are supposed to be complementing him but instead you are opposing him. I know you think you are humanizing him but you aren't. You are making this whole presidential campaign a farce, cracking jokes is okay if you are trying to endear him to the people in South Chicago but this is not a campaign in which he is the lil' kid and you are bringing jokes.
Nonsense.
We want to take him seriously, but when his wife doesn't take him seriously and she has know him for over 5 years, what is the learning curve? Today you are giving us family secrets, tomorrow will you be in bed with Putin trading country secrets? All these questions are beginning to take precedence in our minds.
Watch yourself.
In an effort to seem like the accomplished independent women,
In an effort to convince us that you are as smart as Hillary,
In an effort to delude yourself into believing that you are an asset like Bill,
you have managed to make a fool of yourself.
Stop.
Bye
Kafo.