d Unspoken: Reality's Reaction: election

18 January 2008

12:35 AM -

Miscellanous Post-ITS

Hillary
Congratulations on your win in Michigan, I am not sure what this means but I hope you understand the ramifications.

Obama
I think it is laudable for you to acknowledge that Hillary and John respect black people. We really needed to hear YOU tell us that.

Guiliani
Please make a comeback, take Nevada

Biden,
I miss you like crazy, the last debate was lackluster, this inexperienced kids.

Richardson,
I wish I can say that you will be missed, but yeah, I would be lying.

Thompson,
Hmmmm, I never understood your appeal, I'm happy that for once, mii and the nation are on the same page, YES

Kucinich,
Dennis stop being mad and a spoilsport
For real, Dennis, this whole anger thing is beginning to look like a joke

Ron Paul,
I still address you as Ron Paul because I still do not know you

McCain
Baby, I am soooo happy you won New Hampshire, and I applaud the whole positive campaign thing you have going in the South.

Colbert, I mean Huckabee,
Hmmmm
that is all I am going to say
Hmmmm

CIA
Find the videotapes, mercy, or just make new ones it is called THE INTERNET and PHOTOSHOP

Chris Matthews,
I am going to have to write you a later,
I don't want to, but duty demands it

Musharraf
Shame on U

07 September 2007

9:23 PM -

election,michelle obama,obama,presidency,spouse

9 comments

Spouse warning

Dear Mrs Obama,

I haven't written a letter in a long time but your recent actions have caused me return from this blissful hiatus.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???

In the words of the instant messaging community TMI.

You are not helping your husband by telling us that your children think that he stinks. Seriously, we love the fact that you have children who are not getting into clubs illegally or dating British guys but giving us CLASSIFIED family information is teetering on lunancy.

First of all, you are supposed to be complementing him but instead you are opposing him. I know you think you are humanizing him but you aren't. You are making this whole presidential campaign a farce, cracking jokes is okay if you are trying to endear him to the people in South Chicago but this is not a campaign in which he is the lil' kid and you are bringing jokes.

Nonsense.

We want to take him seriously, but when his wife doesn't take him seriously and she has know him for over 5 years, what is the learning curve? Today you are giving us family secrets, tomorrow will you be in bed with Putin trading country secrets? All these questions are beginning to take precedence in our minds.

Watch yourself.

In an effort to seem like the accomplished independent women,
In an effort to convince us that you are as smart as Hillary,
In an effort to delude yourself into believing that you are an asset like Bill,
you have managed to make a fool of yourself.

Stop.

Bye
Kafo.