26 August 2009

11 August 2009

3:12 PM - 5 comments

Empty Threats

Your words are all empty,
empty threats,
empty words,

When neighbors slaughtered each other
You called it deplorable acts of genocide
When grown UN peacekeeping troops raped 10 year old girls
You called it sad and unfortunate
When a government sanctioned the systematically killing of a tribe
You called it monstrous and evil
When dictators covered their crimes in mass graves
You claimed plausible deniability
When philosophers turned scientists claimed one race to be inferior to another
You called it a theory, published books and built museums
When children feasted on dirt cakes in order to stay alive
You called it sad, unfortunate and spent 6 billion on your pets
So why would today be any different
When Burma sentenced Kyi to 18 more months of house arrest
Britain's Brown called it monstrous
France's Sarkozy said it was brutal and unjust
UN's Ban Ki-moon says the verdict is deplorable
and of course
the US drops words like contempt and unreasonable

Your words are all empty,
empty threats,
empty words,

how have the mighty fallen
fallen into the midst of the sea
how have the mighty fallen
reduced to words of mediocrity.

04 August 2009

6:19 PM - 3 comments

Dear Tim G.

What are you smoking
Why are u cursing people out

Watch it
You are cool
You are calm
You are suppose to be collected oooooooooooooooooo

so yeah
no more cursing

5:58 PM - No comments

Dear Congressman Sestak of Penny.

Congressman Sestak

I think i am falling in love with you, I must admit that i have a long history with Arlen but what you are saying about not using your past Clinton affiliations to curry favor is laudable. I like the way you look and the fact that you are not trying to ride into the senate on another person name or credit.

so yeah thanks for putting the P back in Politics

see you in Pittsburgh next week


5:01 PM - 1 comment

Dear Bill Clinton

Normally i am wary about seeing you in the limelight once again, your last foray was not so successful, the way you brought down your wife's campaign wasn't quite. So seeing you on CNN getting off a plane today immediately made mii pause but then again I remember the days in 1992 on the campaign trail, listening to you go against Gore for the nomination and I remember your dedication and passion.

So yeah enough of my brown nosing.
All i am saying is that thank you for taking up this humanitarian and diplomatic effort to release the two journalist held in North Korea.

Stay fit

28 July 2009

4:23 AM - 4 comments

Telegrams to whom it may concern

Dear Sarah P.
I miss you already

Dear Prez. Obama
U are human not computer stop multi-tasking, beer+gates+cop=NOISE

Dear McCain,
i haven't heard from you in a while

Dear Rahm E,
this is a foolhardy strategy, the health speech was LAME call mii ASAP

Dear Sanford,

Dear Governator,
dang, you really are in over your head

Dear Sen. Sessions,
THEY DON"T NEED YOUR VOTE, so stop talking

Dear Gibbs,
your job is tough cuz your boss talks too much
keep up the good work

Dear Kyi,
I hope it all goes well this friday

Dear Zelaya,
make up your mind, in or out this is not a game of sea/shore


24 June 2009

2:58 PM - 4 comments

Dear leaders of the republican party with dicks




even if she is the supermodel with a size 34DD bra size and a 22 inch waist
keep it in your pants
even if she a descendant of Cleopatra
please keep it in your pants

and then maybe
just maybe
our party can reclaim it's dignity
and get the american peole to trust us

i am 2 seconds away from voting for a democrat because of all this indiscretion
mercy u make mii want to scream

so yes
to Newt, Rove, Bush, idiotic mark sanford, clueless Ensign, dear Ted and all u other nonsensical men that try and represent our party

keep it
in your
freaking pants

i really need to study now

a pissed off kafo

29 May 2009

3:46 PM - 2 comments

Dear Republican Party

Dear Republican Party,

I was born a republican, because of scum bags like this i used to love my party but it seems that you are all full of shit. FOR REAL.

Today I turned on the TV and of course once again the party that I love decided that it would be a cool idea to hate against the Hispanics. For real people, do you really think that you will continue to be a majority party if you isolate the biggest and fastest growing minority.

We need to focus on things that matter, like this crazy dude who has 20 kids, we need to focus on small government and the national debt and fiscal responsibility. But instead we are calling civil rights groups KKK look alikes and Hispanic judges racist. I wish that it was just that nonsensical Rush but now we have Newt and Tancredo talking crap.

Okay let me try and make sense. watch the video below idiots and then sit down get a couple of cigars and strategize a way to reform and reclaim our party without calling other people names.

ticked off and trying not to scream

25 May 2009

12:59 PM - 1 comment

Dear Colin Powell

Dear Colin,

How long has it been, one could say that the last couple of years have set us on divergent paths but we still always have those first years to look back on. When Rush and Dick started mud slinging I wasn't sure how you would respond. I didn't know if you were going to ignore their jabs or if you would take their bait. I have to admit that I was hoping for the former but your recent comments of yesterday dashed my hopes.

Colin, why do you have to take bait. You do not have to defend your stance, your record serves as vindication enough. You don't need to tell us what we already know and explain the problems that we are well acquainted with.

I'm not sure if you breaking the silence helps your case or the party.
I don't know

I hope this memorial day is going well with you


12:43 PM - No comments
I normally don't write letters or telegrams or send post it notes to foreign head of states but the latest actions of Ahmadinejad and Yang have mii rethinking this agreement I made with the various nations.

In order to keep my head on my neck and to avoid contributing to the brewing hostilities between the nations I have held my peace

but now.....
Mahmoud is talking about not blocing facebook
Kim testing a nuclear missile


i wonder oooo

20 May 2009

5:01 PM - No comments

Dear Nancy Pelosi,

Dear Nancy,
I have no idea what is going on, i must admit that the actions of the last couple of weeks has baffled me. All i will say is this
clean up your junk so that you don't screw up my midterm elections

if i lose seats in the house because of this nonsense i will hold you responsible


2:56 PM - No comments

Dear Rush Limbaugh

Dear Rush,

Who elected you?
Who nominated you?
Who choose you?
Who made you the head of our party?
seriously, you are saying that you are resigning from being the head of the republican party who made you the freaking leader
what are you smoking and how can i get some to sell to pay down my credit card debt
for real
you are not and have never been the head of the republican party so please get off your behind
and shut up

i am not going to go on
but then again maybe you resigning from your fictious leadership position will shut you up.
so please resign from your dream job.


12 May 2009

7:16 PM - 2 comments

Dear Prez,

I do not appreciate your handling of the New York photoshoot flyover crisis. I understand that you have been fooled into thinking that you are a celebrity but that doesn't help your situation. These are serious times that deserve serious people and so think before you hire people so that you won't have to have to accept their resignations.

I really need you to tell Rahm to give mii a call we have some issues that need to be ironed out before the floor vote next week.


11 May 2009

7:19 PM - No comments

Dear Mike,

I use your nickname from our days at so as to appeal to your saner side. I previously sent a telegram in which I basically told you that this will be the last of our communication but your actions have one again caused me grief and so I HAVE to speak out and try and give you some advice you so desperately need.

I understand that your cousin's brother's sister's niece's baby's daddy works for the Colombian Drug Cartel but that doesn't mean that you have to smoke the junk they are selling. You seem to have forgotten what you job is so let mii remind you. Your job is to unite the party and to play party elder to the local political squabbles between it's members. It is not your job to pick fights or play favorites or to air our dirty laundry.

It is not your job to air our dirty laundry. I thought you understood this so imagine my surprise when Mitt calls me this morning to rage about your latest attack against him. I had just calmed down the Religious Right on the comments you made last month about abortion and now you are trying to cast doubt at our possible frontrunner for the 2012 presidential elections.


so please stop smoking junk and talking out the side of your mouth.
don't talk, don't say anything to anyone, even your wife, until you have gotten control of your mind.


7:13 PM - No comments

Dear Dick,

I have repeatedly asked you to refrain from talking in public places but for some reason you have chosen to ignore my request. The wise book of the good book says that even a fool is thought to be wise when they shut up and it is for this reason that i advised you to keep quiet so that your reputation might be salvaged.

What do you think it says about you to say you choose Rush Limbaugh over Colin Powell? I refuse to engage in the fallout to your words and its effect on our party

You insist to resist my advise and so I must take a harsher course of action in order to get thru to you. You know of what and who I speak, he will be contacting you in the next couple of minutes and don't try to hit the ignore button or he will make the 19 hour trip and will be there in person.


28 April 2009

2:52 PM - 2 comments

To All Those It Involves

Dear Arlen,
I applaud your actions and your decisions, I am very sure that move was not an easy decision and you will have to prove to your constituents that you did not betray them but I really am encouraged by your ability to think outside the box and go on principle and not on party politics.

Dear Micheal Steele,
I try and avoid any correspondence with you because your IQ is so far down on the totem pole that you are a disgrace to my former party. After over close to thirty years of serving in the Senate you think that you can gain a few points by besmirching the character of Senator Specter. Please grow a brain or pray for one, this is a time to shut up not to throw a few stones at a departing collegue what is it about the republican party that you have to make it seem like a personal affront. I don't call the Dems publicily eviserating Liebermann.

Dear Obama,
Not a bad ending to your 100 days, don't dwell too much on this Specter thing i need you to focus on fixing the terror CIA mess. Stop this terror nonsense thing oooh. You are now putting everyone record at jeopardy including those who are in the front lines fighting

Dear Feinstein,
Watch what you say and recall, do not say what you recall cuz it might come back to bit you

Dear Cheney
Shut up or go hunting either way i dont care

Dear GW Bush
Thank you for keeping a low profile, you remind mii of the man i voted for 8 years ago, I know you did what you thought was the best for your country and will not spend time trying to derail another president just for kicks. Thank you

Dear O. Snowe,
You are one of two moderate Republicans left are you going to desert my former party also.


23 April 2009

22 April 2009

4:17 PM - No comments

Dear Ron Paul

Stop smoking pot, i didn't like you when you tried to garner our party's nomination and I still can't stand your whiny comments now.


are you freaking kidding mii???

So if when Bush and his cronies decided to go war with Iraq and New York or Cali decided to secede from the Union would you have stilled called it american?

I understand that y'all must fight for as lil' limelight as you can get but STILL saying that succession is american because of how the us was created is as credible as saying that modern day slavery in the US is american because slaves built the White House.

disgustingly contemplating the 43 cents it will cost to post this note

21 April 2009

4:09 PM - No comments

Dear John McCain

I know you are trying to stay on top of the game and in front of the pack, i know the news of the war brewing within your own party has not made your life easy and your daughter's inability to shut up must cause you grief. I know and you know that tomorrow Simcox is annoucing his bid to take your senate seat and i am very sure that you are trying your hardest to keep relevant.

Your support of illegal immigration, or should i say your support for amnesty has made your life pretty hard but do you really think that you will endear yourself to centrists and republicans be asking the Prez to apologize for a study done by Homeland Security.

I know you and Napolitano didn't really get along in the past but i really don't know if turing veterans against your commander in chief is the way to go. I know what the report said and so did you so why are you trying so hard to make a mountain out of a molehill

My advice:
Pace yourself
Choose your battles wisely
and at least for the next two months

always loyally yours

20 April 2009

7:29 PM - No comments

Dear Republican Congressmen/women, governors, senators and party leaders

I tried to avoid writing this letter, I tried to have hope but reality forces me to break my silence.

I am trying to find a way to say this as nice as possible but I don't think that will be possible because it will prove ineffective. I really have tried to be patient with you but it seems like each day you stoop to new lows as you try and salvage what is left of MY party.

Yes, that is right, this party does not belong to you, it belongs to the people but over the last 20 years you have decided to make it about you and your egos and your daddy issues and have in the process KILLED MY PARTY.

Yes, you killed my party, first of all you invited the special interests will their billions and sold our votes to the highest bidder. Then to deal with all the personal sins in your life and to try and appease God (because of your greed), you allowed the religious NUTS to come in and condemn the rest of the world. Do you really think that we did not realize that while you were all mad at the Blowjob Prez you were all quietly getting divorced and increasing your personal wealth, and then to add insult to injury you decided to go a lil' lower beneath the belt and use the fear card. OH MY WORD, i never thought i would see the day that the party which gave us Abe would cower and use fear to enslave their citizens and steal their rights.

Now i have to admit that you didn't do it on your own, we gave you the power by acting like dumb sheep who had no problem being led to the slaughter by you ambitious, greedy people. You are still playing the fear card but now you are lacing it with deciet and trying to rewrite history. This new tea bag junk that you have going on, this whole Palinaztion of the republican party and the reemergence of Newt to the national stage would almost be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

I guess what gets mii the most is that i used to be a member, a follower of your ideals and beliefs but now that i see your real motives, i'm retiring. Normally i would offer advice on how to fix this mess and draw on all my years of experience but the demise of the republican party does not worry or concern me anymore.

so please continue to let limbaugh, palin, mcCain's daughter and newt define the party. please continue to have your pansy network FOX air partisan news, continue to listen and admire that texan bastard cheney talk junk. please continue to go to capitol hill and do nothing.

please continue in your stupidity

regretfully no longer yours

21 March 2009

9:03 PM - 3 comments

Dear President Obama part 2

Okay so I decided to listen to the interview that got you in trouble about this whole Special Olympics, Shriver, Palin thing and I must admit I was pleasantly surprised.

I was surprised because you spoke in English and America's youth listened, now out of the whole 25 minute interview you had a 1 minute faux pas that messed things up but right now I'm listening to you give Bush a pass on his stupidity by hiring that guy that looks like an X-Men for the czar of the bailout money and you addressed them in words they could understand. So yeah i am pleasantly surprised and glad that you did that. But you have to play this game very smart because in trying to identify with the common man you run the risk of losing what makes the office so revered.

We are at minute 20 and you haven't said anything stupid yet.

Ah now i hear it around minute 21,
hmmm i c
no biggie, give an official apology and move forward.

I like the interview tho, classy but still NO MORE INTERVIEWS to Jay Leno and the rest of the Entertainment crew YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT


8:35 PM - No comments

Dear Palin



Okay I know that the party we both love for some reason sees you are a savior but America doesn't, so what you have a Down Syndrome kid, WHO FREAKING CARES.

Look each time someone says something about special olympics are you really going to release a statement. We, when i say we, i mean the American people are tired of you. For real, when was the last time we heard from McCain but you are this constant thorn in our side that refuses to be pulled out.


I know you are addicted to attention but you are not helping your bid for presidency in 2012, hmmmm now that i think about it, keep at it. Keep making yourself a nuisance, keep talking, keep allowing your kids to have sex and create babies with men then won't marry, keep updating us about your husband's games that he plays at as a job, please continue because the more you do this junk the less america wants to see you in any position so then you might just get fired from being governor and then we won't have to deal with you oh and then it could get alot worse because you could be indicted on charges for taking advantage of your office and then to sweeten the pot hollywood could do a movie on you, the lady in red and then by 2012 the sound of your voice will make grown men PUKE.

Yes so please
don't shut up
keep on talking


8:29 PM - No comments

Dear President Obama

Wow, that the first time I have written those words. This is my first official letter to the 44th President of the United States of America.

Dear President Obama,

Those words have a nice ring to it but this post is anything but genial. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? I know how you got elected, you know how you got elected, I read the book and watched the TV show all seven episodes but this is where reality and fiction have to part ways. You are NOT a celebrity, you are the PRESIDENT of a country. You are not allowed to appear of late night shows like Jay Leno's or the other guy on CBS. It is degrading the office you currently hold. Yes I know you are hip, and young and have got to keep your blackberry but let's get real and leave the dreams at the door.

There is a thing called over exposure and there is a thing called over exposure, mercy, bot types of over exposure you have surpassed. So scale THE FLIPMODE down, for real, dude, I know that our years at Harvard, writing together for the Review have cemented our relationship but I do not support your current tactics.

There is alot we need to discuss so the next time Rahm lets you off the leash, let mii know and can you please stop doing the secretary jobs for them there is a reason we have secretary of state, agriculture, commerce, finance, defense.

There is a reason.

So yeah read the constitution again to help you calm down and put your ego in check and then give mii a call so we can sort this latest mess out cuz your PR sucks right now and that's the nicest way i can put it.


17 March 2009

3:43 PM - No comments

Republican Bastards

I'm sorry
I guess I should not call them Republican Bastards
and call them Treasury Bastards
and now Obama and Geitner are saying we will try and get the money. the moment you took office you should have investigated every dollar that Bush signed off on. not wait until reports cam out.

please can someone indict Prez. Bush and Cheney for hiring these greedy people
I'm thinking a hanging or a lynching would be sufficient for all these CEOs i mean kids get more years for smoking pot than these capitalistic sociopaths. Yes they are sociopaths i mean how else can you explain accepting a bonus in of 3 million in a recession from people who are losing their homes to keep your company afloat.

so yeah
to every republican and democrat bastard by greed and not by birth the people and not the government are going to come after u

oh can i pause at this time and give 2 thumbs up to Cuomo in New York for actually doing something and not just talking about possibly doing something

and if any republican tries to step and say this mess was Obama let's keep in mind that this video is from 2008 when our lovely God fearing alcoholic prez was in charge

okay so yeah to the rest of my party
please let us get our act together
cuz i'm too seconds away from ditching the Republicans and becoming a libertarian or something of that sort

final thought
could someone please tell Rush, Meagan McCain, and Cheney to SHUT UP just for a couple of days please

i love this other one

what do you mean you heard about it this morning
you are in charge

11 March 2009

10:26 PM - 2 comments
Dear Campbell Brown:

I am ashamed of you, people died yesterday from a shooting, today from another shooting and did i mention on Sunday some pastor around Chicago also died and all you can talk about is Chris Brown and Nickledeon,

Please find something sensible to do with your time or shut up

Bye Campbell

09 March 2009

11:09 AM - No comments

Dear USA

Before you start hurling more accusations at Iran and North Korea let mii please remind you that your lily white hands are stained with blood. Of course, I don't consider Iran or North Korea to be beacons of tolerance and prosperity but they have never pretended to be sane. Their leaders pride themselves on their insanity, you on the other hand walk around with your head held high while in bed with Saudi, you boast of your alliance to this oil giant who has some of the worst women abuse records in the region.


so yeah. as they give a 75 year old woman 40 lashes for meeting with a man she breastfed as a child, a man who she considers her child and you shake hands with sheik this and prez that remember that you are no different from the rest of the world.

fumingly regretting the state of affairs

10:57 AM - 2 comments

Dear Morgan T

Dear Morgan T,

My heart goes out to you at this time. I will not claim to understand the emotional upheaval that has been caused by this car accident. The loss of your wife of over 30 years is a seperation I can not understand but I greatly empathize with you. May God continue to be with you and you forged ahead without your partner. Mercy, may God strengthen you as you try to help revive a beautiful land of promise. I know you said it was just an accident but the cynical mind who knows how politics works in Africa refuses to believe that. Let your heart heal, i know you are getting on a plane to return to Zim to go and focus on the nation but let your heart heal, Morgan, please. As you honor Susan's memory and as you and your children celebrate the life of virtue she lived remember that there are those who are continually praying for your success where others have failed. May you unite the country, torn apart by rabid bastards clothed in power.


PS. I still pray that Bob falls dead on top of a Lithuanian hooker


23 February 2009

22 January 2009

2:05 AM - 1 comment

Dear Caroline Kennedy

Dear Caroline,

Thank you for stepping down or should i say dropping out. You and I both know that your reason for dropping out has nothing to do with Uncle Teddy's health but we will keep that to ourselves. I am glad that cooler heads prevailed and that you have given up this egomaniacal need to sit in a seat you butt and brain can't fit.

But yeah

i'll stop berating you and go and celebrate


19 January 2009

11:04 PM - No comments

a couple more hours

"In other orders, i don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family."
- Washington D.C., December 11, 2002- regarding smallpox vaccinations

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighbourhoods."
- Washington D.C., December 2000

"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure."
- Washington D.C., 2004

"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. i talk to families who die."
- Washington D.C., December 7, 2006

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illeteracy level of our children are appalling"
- Washington D.C., January 2004

one final one

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?"
- Beaverton, Oregon, 2004

2:09 PM - No comments

Final Press Conference Quotes

Some days happy some days not so happy but every day joyous

Don't tell me the federal response was slow when they were 30,000 people pulled off roofs right after the storm pass. Uh, I remember going to see those, umm, helicoptor drivers, coast car (or guard) drivers to thank them for their courageous effort to rescue........

I can't go any further
I'm sorry

18 January 2009

12:02 PM - No comments

1 more day

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
- LaCrosse, Wisconsin, October 18, 2000

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the internet."
- Arlington Heights, Illionois, October 2000

"One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards."
- Washington, D.C., October 11, 2006

"They want the federal government controlling the Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
- St. Charles, MO campaign speech, November 2000

"Wow! Brazil is big!"
- Upon seeing a map of Brazil at a meeting with the Brazilian President, November 2005

"We thought we were protected forever from trade policy or terrorist attacks because oceans protected us."
- Santiago, Chile, November 20 2004 at the APEC Summit

17 January 2009

11:46 AM - No comments

2 days left: 48 hours and counting

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
- CNN online chat, August 2000

"security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."
- Pittsburgh, Pennysylvania, July 2003

"America better beware of a candidate who is willing to stretch reality in order to win points."
- Aboard the 2000 campaign plane, September 2000

"The enemy understands a free Iraq will be a major defeat in their ideology of hatred. that's why they're fighting so vociferously"
- First presidential debate, Coral Gables, Florida, September 30 , 2004

16 January 2009

11:40 AM - No comments

3 days left: whew almost there

"As you know, we don't have relationships with Iran. I mean, that's-ever since the late '70s, we have no contacts with them, and we've totally sanctioned them. In other words, there's no sanctions-you can't-we're out of sanctions."
- Annandale, VA, August 2004

"My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the-in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen."
- Crawford, TX, August 2001

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."
- Des Moines, Iowa, August 21 2000

15 January 2009

11:39 AM - No comments

4 days left: On your life

"Let me put it to you bluntly, In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life."
- Annandale, Virginia, August 2004

14 January 2009

11:36 AM - No comments

5 days left for W

"I need to be able to move th eright people to the right place at the right time to protect you, and I'm not goig to accept a lousy bill out of the United Nations Senate"
- South bend, Indiana 2002

"The United States of America is engaged in a war against an extremist group of folks"
- McLean, Virginia, 2006

13 January 2009

11:32 AM - No comments

6 days left: Quotes that make your question 51% of americans

"I don't know all the facts. I want to know all the facts. The best place for the facts is to be done is by somebody who's spending time investigating it."
- Washington DC, July 2005

"See, the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s*&t, and it's over."
- Private comment to British Prime Minister Tony Blair in St. petersburg, russia- july 17, 2006

"Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of our students in America"
- Discussing the ill-fated Columbia space shuttle- Bethesda, Maryland, 2003

12 January 2009

11:28 AM - No comments

7 days left: Sayings gone wrong

"There's an old saying in Tennessee- I know it's in Texas probably in Tennesse- that says, fool me once-shame on-shame on you. you fool me, you can't get fooled again."
- Nashville, Tennessee, September 2002

11 January 2009

10 January 2009

11:22 AM - No comments

9 days left: International Quotes

"I've reminded the prime minister- the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship."
- Washington DC, June 29 2006

"It's negative to think about blowing each other up. That's not a positive thought. That's a Coold War thought. That's a thought when people were enemies with each other."
- Wall Street Journal, June 25, 2001

09 January 2009

08 January 2009

2:27 PM - No comments

11 more days: On Education

"After all, [public education] is where children from all over American learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society."
- Santa Clara, California, May 2002

read it again and then again and again
hopefully by the fifth time you will understand it

07 January 2009

2:20 PM - No comments

12 days left: R U SERIOUS????

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bash in my lake."
- In German newspaper Bild am Sonntag about the best moemet of his presidency, May 2006

"See in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
- Greece, New York, May 2005

"Actually, I-this may sound a little West Texas to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about-when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me"
-Hardball, May 31 2000

06 January 2009

2:22 PM - No comments

13 days we are almost there: Words to World Leaders

"But i also made it clear to [Vladmir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe."
Washington D.C., May 2001

"I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances."
Washington D.C., May 2003

1:49 AM - No comments

512:5 and other random numbers n' ratios

how much is a life worth?
reduces to

for each dead Isreali in the last 10 days of violence one hundred and two Palestinians has died.
102 lives for 1.

is this justifiable?

wait snap i must add that only 200 of the dead Palestinians are civilians and that only one of the dead Isreali is civilian so that changes the ratio to

can i also slip in and add that this latest stat. of 200 dead does not include the 3 kids ages ranging between 2 and 7 that were killed earlier today?

I turn on CNN and see the pundits going back and forth and hear them talk about just cause and a just war and collateral damage and I am reminded that this isn't original.
Please as if their need to restore what did the defence minister call it? ah, Tranquility and Peace to Isreal is original, one could say that they learned from the best.

Hmmm what is our latest track record.

716,760: 3000
reduces to

for each dead American killed on September 11,
239 other citizens of this planet have been killed and this number includes Iraqis, Americans, British, Afghans and the others.

how do you define collateral damage?
what is a justifiable cause in terms of war?
can war ever be justified?

okay lets say that American troops signed up for this and take all the troops including Afghan and Iraqi out of the mix that reduces the number by 8,587+556+399+30,000+4,209+315
which is 44,066

so take the total deaths and subtract the military casualities
716,760-44,066= 672, 694

so let's calculate the ratio of dead American civilians to dead Iraqi and Afghan civilians
reduces to

so I ask the question again
does 224 non American civilians atone for each dead American, or should we prolong this battle a couple of more years?

what does it say about a nation that has such a high regard for their citizens that they would sacrifice over 200 lives to protect their right to agrue about Prop 8?

what does it say about the citizenry of a nation so desensitized to the pain, who are more concerned about gay marriage, and unborn children, death roll inmates and the economy, the Super Bowl and the Colts wildcard game that we forget to pause and pray for these people?

what does it say about mii?

what does it say about an international community that cries over 500 dead and dying in Gaza when right now while the world is agruing and lamenting and protesting about the situation in the Middle East women and children are getting raped and killed in Sudan. I mean 300,000+ dead black people isn't as sad and horrific as 500 dead Palestinians and so we only place economic sanctions on the Sudanese government.

I could talk about the children dying in Zimbabwe from the Cholera pandemic or the situation in the Congo, I could make you recall the genocide of 1994, or should i be PC and call it acts of genocide of 1994 and the international communities response to that but I'll spare you the recollection and leave you instead with this.

in this world ruled by men all lives are not equal

so here it is
your hierarchy of how much your life is worth

American Life
White American
White American

Non-white American

Isreali Life
European Life

Other EU Countries
Asian and the Eastern European Block
Americans excluding the USA

Arab and Persian

White Africans
Africans with Oil
Africans with Diamonds and Gold
African countries with neither oil nor diamonds

i'm too ticked off right now to give you the dollar amounts of each life
but based on the death toll of the last ten years and the international response I will come up with the figures later

death toll numbers

05 January 2009

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14 days left: On languages

"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican."
President Bush
- Refusing to answer reporters' questions while having his picture taken with the Canadian Prime Minister in April of 2001.

04 January 2009

03 January 2009

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16 days and counting: March Wonders Part 2

"No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that." Washington DC, March 2006

"I like the idea of people running for office. There's a positive effect when you run for office. maybe some will run for office and say, 'Votef or me, I look forward to blowing up America'." Washington DC, March 2005 about the Middle East elections

02 January 2009

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17 days and counting: March Wonders Part 1

"We want to develop defenses that are capable of defending that are capable of defending ourselves; defenses capable of defending others"
The White House, March 2001

"I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the second term."
Washington DC, March 2005

01 January 2009

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18 days left: Georgie on the Campaign Trail

Presidential Candidate Bush commenting on Presidential Candidate McCain's integrity

"The senator has got to understand if he's going t have-he can't have it both ways, he can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
Florence, South Carolina February 17, 2000