30 September 2008

10:02 PM - No comments

Dear Lou Dobbs

Lou,

I have never been a fan actually I have to be honest and let you know that I can not stand your biased show, everytime I am watching CNN and it comes on, I switch to MSNBC. Let mii say that again, mii, a CNN addict switches to MSNBC just to get away from you. Now that you know exactly what I think about anti-immigration, quasi-middle-class-advocacy show, I'll get to the point of this note.

Can you spell out how to save the economy without the 700 billion dollar deficit?


Kafo

9:09 PM - No comments

Quotes from Sarah

"I'm looking forward to meeting [Biden] too, I've never met him before — but I've been hearing about his senate speeches since I was in, like the second grade."

"He's got a tremendous amount of experience and, you know, I'm the new energy, the new face, the new ideas and he's got the experience based on many, many years in the Senate and voters are gonna have a choice there of what it is that they want in these next four years," she said.
Palin was 8 years-old when Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972. (Biden was 29 at that time)

I love you Sarah
Take a jab at the man's experience
This is the way to go.

29 September 2008

28 September 2008

4:27 PM - No comments

Dear Joe Biden

Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

I'll keep this short cuz i know you have your hands full with preparation

Repeat after me

I will be nice
I will not attack her
I will not be condescending
I do not need to belittle her
She doesn't need my help to look stupid
She doesn't need my help to look incompetent

She doesn't need my help
I will be nice


Repeat it five times
Later Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kafo

27 September 2008

10:37 PM - No comments

Dear TV Pundits

Dear TV Pundits,
Shut up
We really don't need you to tell us who won or lost the debate
We have brains
We have ears
and we have minds

so please
stop spinning
stop analyzing
but more importantly stop talking


Kafo

26 September 2008

4:34 PM - 1 comment

Dear John McCain

I'll keep this short, you are getting ready for tonight

Do you really expect America to have faith in a man that can't multitask and deal with two situations at once?
Do you really expect America to have faith in a man that spouts his experience but choose a woman who is clueless about everything expect for family paybacks?
Do you really expect America to have faith in a man that dwells in the past and gives us statistics about an event that occured before 40% of us were born?
Do you really expect America to have faith in a man who told us three weeks ago that the state of our Economy was strong?
Do you really expect this

Hmmmm

but then again
I am a Republican by birth
So i will vote for you

Kafo