d Unspoken: Reality's Reaction

Dear Mikey
How would you use Pres. Bill C in your administration? I would use him as an ambassador but with supervision he would do okay. Once again putting them in there place and letting it be known that you are in charge. MII LIKEY

KafoOldTimer

Dear Hillary,
He is your husband, hopefully you are USING him more regularly than interns are but you just repeated what Obama said about using Bill in your administration but not as beautifully, it is obvious that you are not comfortable with this question. What were you planning to do? Lock him in the closet?

Lustfully yours,
KafoMale

Dear Barack,
I got to give it to you boy, you are deep. When asked the question about how Pres. Bill Clinton would serve in your administration, you first cited his strengths , his capacity to build alliances and contrasted it with the current administration weaknesses and then in the tail end of your answer you said his vision will be enacted. You did not say how you would use him personally. Hmmmmm

Critically yours
KafoDAD

Dear Bill,

You first gave credit to your namesake extolling his virtues and then told us what role you served in his administration AS IF WE DID NOT KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!.. Then you got specific and said that you would use him as a peace envoy to the Middle East. Laudable but you spent too much time on the past history and not enough on the future. We still can’t see you in the oval office, so you should spend as much time as possible trying to get us to stretch our imaginations.

Critically yours,

KafoDad

Dear John,

Okay hopefully this is the last time I will have to write you. Stop, stop, stop, “He was right, I should give him credit.” Stop spending sooo much time congratulating others. Hmmm. Actually being that I don’t think you will make a good president keep it up. I like how you spend a quarter of your time applauding Dodd and Obama.

Critically yours,
KafoDisillusionedFemale

Dear Hillary,

I like how you brought it back to question of the national guard but you evaded your own question. Word to the wise, do not bite off more than you can chew especially when it comes to rebuttals. Oh, and girl one more thing, enough about what you FEEL. You are beginning to sound like a chick, mercy. (oh I forgot you were female.) Biden is telling the truth, Obama is being inclusive and diplomatic, Gravel is the teacher, Edwards has his head in the clouds, I need you to NOT play the damsel in distress. “I FEEL that I was well informed” BUT you did not read the national intelligence brief? Come on. Stop feeling.

KafoFemale

Dear Joey,

I love you. I know I have said it before but you shut Kucinich down, I don’t understand why you are 2nd tier, I mean you are so more assertive than Edwards, is it money cuz I would help stump. That bit about the whole 50 vs. 67 votes I love it. You are my boy because you throw in the numbers at the right time. The truth of the matter is, the only one who has embolden the enemy is George Bush. We are funding the troops there until we can get 67 votes. Hillary tried but you nailed it, even though you are funding the war you made it clear that the war cannot be stopped until we have a majority in congress.

Thank you.

KafoFAN

Dear Mikey,

Gravel baby just like in the first debate in South Carolina, you are schooling them. Mercy, they are listening like your pupils. I love you, I mean a couple of minutes later, Kucinich tries to steal your thunder and says that this is a teachable moment, that the democrats help fund the war. Doesn’t Congressman K know that by repeated what another person JUST said does not make him seem smart. I mean it is like saying the soup is warm and two seconds later you say the soup is warm.

KafoOldtimer

Dear Johnny,

That was low. Leadership vs. legislation. I am not sure that this was a good move. I think they know who I am talking to. That is soo 1st grade. Not naming names, that is sooo President Bush, seriously you end up coming across as some one who doesn’t have the balls to confront people on the issues but hides behinds suggestive comments. You are cute, I know that, America know that, but we are not looking for a person with a cute face who hides behinds comments, some would say that we already have that and look at what it has done for us.

Dear Edwards,

How are you doing? Stop bumper sticking everything. Your answers need to show depth. You should like a bumper sticker. STOP IT. Fire the people who are writing you oneliners because they sound like ONELINERS. Okay now I have to admit that you did look a lil’ cute in your get up. You looked presidential, almost. I think the hair which costs a bundle makes you look more like Ken and not the leader of the free world.

Good luck

Kafo