30 January 2008

4:46 PM - No comments

Guilianis's Presidential Obit.

You will be missed
Actually you will not really be missed
Okay this is your Obit, your Presidential race Obit

So we will try, though it is extremely hard to mourn you
We will miss constantly being reminded of your valiant efforts and success in regards to the 9/11 tragedy
We will miss constantly having to remember the names of all your 3 wives
We will miss constantly hearing FoxNews, your child company, boast of your greatness and prowess as a man
We will miss constantly having to endure you lash out at a foreign government leader
We will miss your polarizing decisions that tore a city appart
We will miss constantly having to decide where you stand on almost every republican core issue

We will miss you

Sniffle sniffle