04 November 2008

6:42 PM - No comments

Dear America

Turn off your TV and come back in 2 hours.
Go to the store cuz no one else will be there.
take your kids to the park cuz the swings will be vacant
Seriously anything before 8 pm EST is a waste of your time

Polls close at 7 EST for some states and maybe if you really wanted to you could turn on the TV at 6:59 but anything before that is just speculation.

Ohio and North Carolina close at 7:30 pm
Penny and Florida close at 8 EST
New Mexico, Arizona Colorado don't close till 9:00 EST

so get comfortable

now i am going to go to the gym and try and do like i have told you to