30 September 2008

10:02 PM - No comments

Dear Lou Dobbs

Lou,

I have never been a fan actually I have to be honest and let you know that I can not stand your biased show, everytime I am watching CNN and it comes on, I switch to MSNBC. Let mii say that again, mii, a CNN addict switches to MSNBC just to get away from you. Now that you know exactly what I think about anti-immigration, quasi-middle-class-advocacy show, I'll get to the point of this note.

Can you spell out how to save the economy without the 700 billion dollar deficit?


Kafo

9:09 PM - No comments

Quotes from Sarah

"I'm looking forward to meeting [Biden] too, I've never met him before — but I've been hearing about his senate speeches since I was in, like the second grade."

"He's got a tremendous amount of experience and, you know, I'm the new energy, the new face, the new ideas and he's got the experience based on many, many years in the Senate and voters are gonna have a choice there of what it is that they want in these next four years," she said.
Palin was 8 years-old when Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972. (Biden was 29 at that time)

I love you Sarah
Take a jab at the man's experience
This is the way to go.

29 September 2008

28 September 2008

4:27 PM - No comments

Dear Joe Biden

Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

I'll keep this short cuz i know you have your hands full with preparation

Repeat after me

I will be nice
I will not attack her
I will not be condescending
I do not need to belittle her
She doesn't need my help to look stupid
She doesn't need my help to look incompetent

She doesn't need my help
I will be nice


Repeat it five times
Later Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kafo

27 September 2008

10:37 PM - No comments

Dear TV Pundits

Dear TV Pundits,
Shut up
We really don't need you to tell us who won or lost the debate
We have brains
We have ears
and we have minds

so please
stop spinning
stop analyzing
but more importantly stop talking


Kafo

26 September 2008

4:34 PM - 1 comment

Dear John McCain

I'll keep this short, you are getting ready for tonight

Do you really expect America to have faith in a man that can't multitask and deal with two situations at once?
Do you really expect America to have faith in a man that spouts his experience but choose a woman who is clueless about everything expect for family paybacks?
Do you really expect America to have faith in a man that dwells in the past and gives us statistics about an event that occured before 40% of us were born?
Do you really expect America to have faith in a man who told us three weeks ago that the state of our Economy was strong?
Do you really expect this

Hmmmm

but then again
I am a Republican by birth
So i will vote for you

Kafo

25 September 2008

5:29 PM - No comments

Dear House Republicans

Dear House Republicans,

This is weird, normally we are at odds but listening to your rep. speak today I realized that we have a lot in common. I like the whole line of "we will do what is best for our constituents and American taxpayers".

I can't believe that I agree with you, I don't know what is going on in the Senate, I have no idea what the President is thinking but writing a blank check to Henry Paulson, a former Wall Street CEO seems ridiculous. So thank you, thank you for not just jumping on the bandwagon but actually wanting to think this through and be fiscally conversative and responsible. Normally you are know for your stance on gay marriage, abortion and prayer on school, over the course of the last 30 years the Republican party has been overtaken by right wing religious group, gone were the days of fiscally responsibility and small government.

Thank you
Thank you for giving our party some pride
Thank you very much

I don't know if this will help y'all in November
but thank you once more


Kafo

24 September 2008

12:27 PM - No comments

Dear Sarah Palin

Dear Sarah,

Let me educate you about NEWSpapers and NEWSstations.
They are very different from PHOTOgraphers.
You see newspapers and newsstation report the NEWS, they just don't take PICTURES. So inviting the major networks to see you shake hands with foreign heads of state and then expecting them to just take pictures.

Do you see where I am going


bewilderingly
kafo

22 September 2008

11:41 PM - 1 comment

Dear America

I feel the need to tell you that President Bush is not solely responsible for the messed up economy. He did not single handedly create the mortgage crisis or deregulate Wall Street. No. Actually, the truth is that President Clinton signed that law into effect in 1999 when the nation had a record surplus.

Sad, sad, sad. I could tell you about Enron and white collar crime which has sky rocketed in the last couple of years. I could find a way to say that it was a Republic House and Senate that passed the bill into law but I don't want to do that.

America, the fault rests not in the hands of Washington but in your hands and mine. We are the chief criminals in this case. We feed off of what we did not plant, we have a mentality of a two year old.

Now Now Now
We want it now
The house we cannot afford
Now
We want it now
The car we don't really need
Now
We want it now
The vacation to Mexico
Now
We want it now
The XBOX 360,
Playstation Three and HDTV

This is our mess.

12:50 AM - No comments

Dear Al Gore

Dear Al,

Yes you, i am not talking about the other Al I am writing to you. I am taking time out of my very busy schedule to ask you a question. It isn't a big one, it isn't a philosophical one or a mathematical one that requires a proof. I think it is very easy to answer.

Word on the street, and by the street I mean the Washington Post, is that you are going to campaign for the other Al. Now Al Franken is running for Senate. Let me say that again Al Franken, a comedian, who sometimes is featured on the Daily Show is running for senator of Minnesota.

Let me say that one more time
Al Franken is running for the United State Senate seat for the state of Minnesota.

So here is the question are you helping him campaign because his name is also Al or because he has done a movie like you have?

20 September 2008

11:31 PM - No comments

barack obama

Dear Barack,

Kanye West
Sheryl Crow
Stevie Wonder

hmmmm
I am not entirely sure about this new CD that they are bringing out, okay so technically this isn't them bringing out a CD but adding their name and songs to this new project, hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Anywayz
do you think this reinforces the whole you are a celebrity idea or does it get the younger generation.

Kafo

19 September 2008

1:51 PM - No comments

FRIDAY POST-ITS

Dear Joey
Equating rich people paying more taxes with patriotism. I do not know if that is a good time

Dear Toad,
I don't know the ramifications for ignoring a supoena but what I do know is that you are a drag on the ticket.

Dear Jonny,
Okay saying that you would not allow any bailouts two seconds before your boy, Georgie, authorizes a 86 BILLION DOLLAR BAIL OUT is ridiculous and the fact that you think we can't put two and two together is insulting

Dear Obama,
You are starting to piss mii off, seriously you have NOT done anything this week to boast the ticket, you are just reacting to the actions of McCain.

Dear Billy,
Billy, Billy, Billy, I called your name three times. Hmmmm you better watch what you say.

18 September 2008

12:24 PM - No comments

Chuck Hagel

Dear Chuck,

Hey Chuck, i guess i should applaud you for your recent comments about Sarah P and her inexperience, i especially like this line "I think they ought to be just honest about it and stop the nonsense about, 'I look out my window and I see Russia and so therefore I know something about Russia. That kind of thing is insulting to the American people."

Beautifully said.

I also need to commend you on informing the american public that the first time she got a passport was last year. Hmmmm. My niece has already been in Europe, China and Peru and she is only 23, so to think that the governor of Alaska who is next door to Mother Russia has never been anywhere that she needed a passport before last year is scary.

Does this mean she has never been to Russia???

Here is the sad thing though, and I feel like I need to educate you on the American people. THEY DON'T CARE!!! Your party is constructed in such a way to limit the amount of knowledge people acquire. They prey on people's emotions and not will actually benefit them and that is why she just might be VP.

So yeah, my advice to you Chucky, can i call you that? My advice is that you tread lightly but surely if you are going to excommunicate yourself from the future administration as you have done for the present administration let it be known the explicitly why you are doing so. Let there be NO doubt in the mind of the average Nebraskan that you are still committed to what the american people need most (a stable federal government not run on ideals but for solutions)




respectfully and admirably suggestingly yours
Kafo

17 September 2008

16 September 2008

3:15 PM - No comments

Dear Sarah,

I am trying to understand something, please can you explain to me why you think that describing yourself as a pitbull with lipstick is a positive thing. I am not sure where you came from and what your ideals are but one thing I do know is that the image that is brought to mind by this description is not flattering.

Hmmmm

I am anxiously awaiting your response
as it will determine your set of mind

Kafo

15 September 2008

10:18 AM - No comments

Joey,

Joey

It has been a while. I have missed you. I apologize for not returning the call you sent mii earlier last month, I was tied up with organzing this event. whew.....
I'm glad that is done with.

Joey
Joey
Joey
how many times did I call your name?
We go way back, remember those years riding the train back every night to Delaware from DC? I am one of your closest friends and so I don't want you to take this the wrong way. I am close to family as a friend can get these days and I admire the way you have conducted yourself over the course of the last 35+ years in the Senate.

I do
I really do.
Now with all this in mind, I feel that it is I alone who can give you this advice.

SHUT UP!!!!!

Going unscripted is not your strong suite, I need you to save the spontaneous opinions for McCain's energy, education and economic plane. A triple threat that we both know will take America nowhere very fast. I don't want you talking about Clinton (male or female) again. Neither do you want you to comment on Obama and his reason for choosing you over her.
Okay

Kafo

6:16 AM - No comments

Dear Hillary

Thank you for your support and thanks for what you are doing to make this change a reality. I really need to believe that you are doing this because you care about the future of this country and not because you want to be the first woman to break ceiling and have an ego problem about a nobody from Alaska

please
i need to believe this

your motives matter to mii

say hi to Billy
i'll be up for Thanksgiving this year

kafo

14 September 2008

9:06 PM - No comments

Georgie

Dear Georgie

I already miss you, you are constantly being overshadowed by these new kids on the block. I miss you. I miss the cluelessnessmess that only you can create, I miss the misspoken adages, I miss the misapportioned funds and I especially miss the rhetoric on the war. I wish we could have had more time together as I spend the next 130 days I will look for images of you everywhere and try and hang on to your every world.

You are everything that we need in a leader
You are the kind of leader that dispel fear with truth
You have turned hatred into love
You have united this partisan country
You have appointed judges that will interprete the law unbaised.
You have presented to the world a nation of integrity and sound judgement
You have gotten rid of the greed, nepotism and cronyism that rules Washington
You have taken on the lobbyist and initiated welfare reform
You have provided for those who need our help most
You have help thousands move on
You have left NO child behind

Thank you so much


a patriotic citizen
K

6:14 PM - No comments

DEAR AMERICA

Dear American,

Obama does not have a sex tape video out there.
If you click on this link you will download a Trojan Virus
This is not a new kind of condom but a computer virus.

So yeah

good luck


Kafo

5:57 PM - No comments

Dear Matt

Dear Matt,

I like you. I am one of those people who used to be a friend but is now a fan. I hope you got the gift I sent for your daugthers. Only one, can rise above the rise of the paparazzi and have a normal family. I remember back in the day when you started working on the script for Good Will Hunting, mercy, it seems like yesterday but now over 10 years later, look at how far you have come.

Back to the present.
I would first of all like to cease this opportunity and use it to thank you for the work you and Wyclef are doing for the Haitian people. I am not for Haiti but somehow we tend to forget them and worry about the insured citizens who will recoup most if not all of their loses, so thanks. Thank you for bringing to light the struggle of citizens of the earth.

Now I am not entirely sure, i mean, you know mii and so you know how i like to leave politics to the politicians. I am skeptical about this new video that is circulating the web. I have to commend you for being very learned in the politics of our nation, you are right. There is a huge possiblity that Palin might end up being president and that is scary being that 30 days ago more than 80% of this nation had no idea who is or was or what she is capable of.

I love you, talking about actuary tables and probabilities of McCain
"It's like a really bad disney movie" that is what you said and I agree but I'm a lil' bit scared that America is not as smart as you are, i mean look at your movies more people know the intimate details of Ben's marriage and previous relationships than who your character is.

Okay i am not going to go on but I would like to say Thank You once more for your work as a citizen of this country and a human.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk

13 September 2008

12:11 PM - No comments

Obama

Dear Barack,

Hmmmmm.
We need to talk, I am worried that this new strategy is not going to work. I am a little bit apprehensive on some of the advice that you are getting. I feel that it is my place to set the record straight and correct any misconceptions you might have about the way this process works.

The world does not vote for the president of the United States, americans do.
I know someone might have told you errorneously, of course, that popularity on the world stage is essential to becoming president of the United States. I know you went to Harvard Law but the years of smoking pot might have affected your memory, so let me reeducate you on the process.

1. The American People vote for you on the first Tuesday of November
2. Based on the majority vote of each state, the candidates divy up the states but on the pre-determined electoral college votes.
3. Each state has a SET number of electoral college votes and some states have more weight than others, so winning states like Iowa, South Dakota and Wiscosin do not sway the result.

Now there are other steps that are involved but I don't want to overwhelm you with the information. What I need you to focus on is winning the Swing States. Places like Michgan, Indiana, Colorado, Penny and Ohio.


I still have to talk to you about that lil' thing you did with your wife on the stage
but that will come in a later note

12 September 2008

10:00 PM - No comments

Palin,

Dear Palin:

Shut up. I had to get that off my chest. For the last three weeks I have been waiting for you to finally speak. I have been waiting for you to rise about the rhetoric and actually say something intelligible. I have been waiting for you to stand up for everything that this party believes and has fought for. I have been waiting for you to give a voice to millions of soccer moms, single women, grandmothers.

I have been waiting
and now when you finally open up your mouth I realize that I just made the statement true.
Be careful of what you wish for cuz it just might come true.

When word of how you handle your pregnancy got out I gave you the points for juggling the demands of your office and being a mother
When word of your stance on abstinence only sex education came out I applauded you for being able to stand for your belief in this fast turning secular nation
When word of your 17- year old daughter pregnancy hit the newsstand, I once again defended you to those who think a parent should be judged by the mistakes of their child.

But this takes the cake
"I think he's regretting not picking her now, I do. What, what determination, and grit, and even grace through some tough shots that were fired her way -- she handled those well,"

no
no
no

No, this is a new level of low even for someone who has vendetta's against a certain ex brother-in-law.

I'm done with you and this party which has corrupted everything that I have love, everything that we have stood for.

I am done.
So yeah, I am not going to vote for a liberal who thinks women should be given free rein to abort their children but neither am I going to cast my vote for a woman who thinks our votes are about gender.

A disappointed Kafo

09 September 2008

3:27 PM - No comments

Dear Jack

Dear Jack Abramhoff,

Hey so the word on the street, or should i just say that anyone who wants to know and has access to the internet will hear what just happened to you.
Can i express my regret?
Can i launch into a list of platitudes about how much you will be missed?
Can i give you advice that is years to late in the making?
Can i sit down here and help you blame McCain and Bush for making you the fall guy?

can i
can i

I want to tell you to hang in there because in like a couple of days about (90) will you get an official pardon but i really don't think it is going to happen
I want to tell you to appeal and maybe the higher level of justice will have pardon and reduce yout sentence but that might bring more grief to the party I LOVE so i can't suggest that
I want to tell you that the book you are helping write which is coming out next month will bring alot of extra revenue to your family but we love McCain so i don't think the book will be Number One on anyone's reading list

I want to tell you alot of things
but you are locked up and can only recieve a page a day

so later

3:24 PM - 1 comment

Bastards

Oil has dropped to 109 a barrel which is the lowest level it has been in the last 7 months.
To be more specific the last time we were this low was in February

so ask yourself this question
how much did it take to fill your tank in February

How much are you paying now?

those greedy government supported bastards

04 September 2008

6:12 PM - 1 comment

what is going on

I'm sorry i have to come out of hibernation

it is too much
so later on today
i will have letters that I hope Guiliani, Joe L, Biden, Hillary, Gore, Palin, McCain, Bush, Rove, O reilly, J. Stewart and a host of others read

i'm sorry
i can't shut up anymore

01 September 2008

12:49 AM - 1 comment

I have to say something

this is a reply i left on a K blog in response to McCain choice

good playI don't know, i have a sibling that is a Hillary democrat and let us just say that she called mii LIVID and vented for 30 minutes about how he is insulting her intelligence and women everywhere.
let mii itemize
1. He runs the risk of alienating Hillary supporters
2. He energizes his base at the cost of gaining ground with Independents who HAVE BRAINS
3. He gives Obama a free ride in the East. Romney or Libermann would have put some New England states into play PALIN doesn't
4. He loses his expereince agrument WHICH is the ONLY ace he had in the hole over Obama
5. Does he really want us to believe that WE can trust HER with the THREE AM call
6. He pits her against Obama and sets himself up against Biden, Biden doesn't waver and have the support of Blue Collar workers, he is also respected by world leaders on his foriegn policy record, so in a fight between mcCain and Biden it ends as a draw and then it comes down to Palin vs. Obama and that doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who gets the vote.
7. Palin hasn't had to do ANYTHING on a national scale, he has 2 months and some change to sell her to America and also make sure that the media and Dems. don't come up with any damamging info that we didn't already know.
8. Obama does not have to tell ANYONE why he chose Biden he doesn't have to make a case but McCain has to, to everyone on the planet.